Real English Estate - Stories

Aunt Ginny's Dead (3) we'll miss her Frankie : Oh, I know. She  used to make   the  best cheesecake Sue : Really? Frankie : Oh sure, it was cherry. She got the recipe  off  the box of graham crackers. She let me sit on the counter and I always  got the first bite . Axl : I'm hungry. Brick : Can we stop and  get  cheesecake? Frankie :  Nobody's stopping , people are gonna bring food  over  to the house  anyway . Brick : Why? Frankie : Because when somebody  dies ,  you're not supposed to cook . Oh, I remember something else. She once met Patton. Axl : She  did ? Wow, cool, very cool. Mike : You have no idea  who Patton is ,  do you ? Axl :  Give me a hint . Frankie : Oh my god, that's  pathetic . You're gonna graduate  in  a year and you don't  even  know who Patton is? Axl : I could  amaze you with  some of the stuff I don't know. Brick : So this death napkin that  says  I have to live with Lucy... Sue : Nobody's living with Lucy. Nobody's

Aunt Ginny's Dead (2) that's our will Frankie : Axl, promise you won't freeze your sister's head and put it on someone else's body. Axl : I don't know that I can  make  that promise. Sue : See, you won't be here, you won't be able to enforce it. Frankie : Fine, we'll put it in our  will . Axl :  These guys  have a will? Mike : Of course we  do . We scribbled on a napkin: If we die, Frankie's sister gets the kids, that's our will. Axl : We don't listen to  you guys  when you're alive,  what makes you think  we're gonna pay attention to your death napkin? Sue : I don't want to talk about this! Frankie : Did we seriously  not  make a will? I thought we bought that "make your own will" floppy disc Brick : Then I don't have to live with Lucy? She promised me I don't have to live with Lucy. Mike : Don't worry, the bank will take the house if they wait  that  long and the rest of our  vast  holdings  will be