Aunt Ginny's Dead (1) she looked good


Aunt Ginny's Dead (1) she looked good


Everybody's in the car, driving home from aunt Ginny's funeral
Frankie: Well, she looked good.
Mike: She really did.
Sue: I think she looked pretty.
Brick: She had less wrinkles lying down.
Axl: I never saw her without her glasses.
Mike: And that cloud of smoke around her.
Frankie: Look, aunt Ginny lived a long full life and she died in her sleep and I think we can all take comfort in that.
Brick: How is that comforting? I sleep every night. I'd be more comforted if she died in a hang gliding accident.
Mike: Oh in your sleep is what you're shooting for. You just close your eyes and never wake up. You never even know.
Brick: You never even know?
FrankieThe point is she looked good.
Mike: She really did.
Frankie: And she's in a beautiful spot.
Sue: She really is.
Axl: Well, I'm never ending up in a place like that, I'll tell you that right now.
Mike: When you figure out how to avoid it, let us know.
AxlAlready did. I'm gonna be frozen.
Frankie: You're gonna be frozen.
Sue: Ew, Axl!
Axl: Relax. Not my whole body, just gonna freeze my head.
MikeYou're not freezing your head.
Axl: What? Think about it. I'm pretty awesome. If I go, the world's gonna want me back so I'll just freeze my head and then when they come up with a cure for whatever I died of, they'll unfreeze me!
SueThat's creepy! How can you be sure your head will ever get put back on your right body? 
AxlIf I were youI'd want my head to be put on somebody else's body. Hey, that's a good idea. If you go before me, I'm gonna freeze your head and put it on a dude's body.
Sue: Mom!
MikeNobody's putting anyone's head on anyone else's body.
SueNope, he will. He'll do it. And you won't be here and you won't be able to stop him!

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